This charming man? Joey Barton really did meet Morrissey at Glasto last night
He was looking for a club and then he found a club. And heaven knows the Newcastle man is miserable now.
View ArticleColumn: Cardinal Rules – On defending Morrissey
This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland has to play peacekeeper in the terrible row over Morrissey: “an undisputed genius” or “a big mountain of stupid”?
View ArticleMorrissey weighs in on Falklands debate
The former Smiths frontman told Argentinian fans that the islands “belong” to them.
View ArticleRobbie: I’ve been related to Morrissey for 32 years and nobody ever told me
How did this not come up at any of the Keane family dinners over the years?
View ArticleYour Morrissey reunited with our Robbie pic of the day
It appears the duo are now besties, after their second meet-up in as many months.
View ArticleTop readers’ comments of the week
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View Article6 surefire ways to make Morrissey lose his cool on Twitter
He’s joined. He’s finally joined!
View ArticleSomeone mashed up Pharrell’s Happy with Morrissey’s miserable new single, and...
I would go out tonight / But I’ve only got this hat to wear…
View ArticleMorrissey’s writing about sex is so bad he was given an award
“The couple rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation.”
View ArticleBelgian music festival goes veggie for Morrissey
The 10-day Lokerse Feesten festival will serve only meat-free dishes on the day the former Smiths singer performs.
View ArticleMorrissey: Norway killings are ‘nothing’ compared to fast-food meat
The vegetarian singer made the comments at a concert in Warsaw over the weekend.
View ArticleMorrissey vs NME libel case goes to court
Lawyers for the Smiths frontman and solo musician say a 2007 article about Morrissey in the NME was defamatory. The publication and its former editor deny the claims.
View ArticleMorrissey just sickened the internet with this sex scene from his novel
“Clamourous rollercoaster coil…”
View ArticleMorrissey accuses the Olympics of “blustering jingoism”
The former Smiths frontman wrote a letter to his fanclub saying he can’t watch the Olympics coverage as it is “lethal to witness”.
View ArticleThe Dredge: Christina Aguilera never made ‘fat girl’ comments
We get our hands mucky with the best of the morning’s dirt.
View Article7 things that prove Morrissey isn’t that miserable after all
Heaven knows he’s not that miserable now.
View ArticleMorrisey says he sees ‘no difference between eating animals and paedophilia’...
He’s as restrained as ever.
View ArticleChannel 4 says it never asked Morrissey to deliver alternative Christmas message
Singer claimed to have ‘politely declined’ the station’s offer.
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